Recon

Spent all morning driving around rural Colorado scouting this mean ride out.
120+ miles later, some things are clear:

1.  It will hurt
2.  You will cry
3.  Nobody will care

After discussion with the AntiEpic Board of Directors, it seems that the date may be March 31 or April 7th.  We'll get it dialed in and let you know.

Meanwhile, here are a couple pictures to whet your appetite.  You just never know what you'll see when you're out there.  One thing you will see for certain is your soul....being crushed.